Well, here's a text file that will be on the internet under a Tripod account.  
I've never used Tripod before, probably because I didn't understand it when Geocities and Tripod
were huge in the early 2000's.  How the internet has evolved since then...
Nostalgia.  Don't get me wrong, I love social networking sites - but there was an art to having 
to learn certain things to make your own website.  
Now all you have to know is how to fill form boxes that ask you to tell something about 
yourself in about 500 characters or so.  

Nostalgia, I suppose.